If journalists on the East Coast are to be believed, the death of Gawker means that NOBODY will DARE write anything mean about Peter Thiel ever again.

I suspect what they really mean is that they never wrote anything mean about Peter Thiel in the first place, and don’t really understand anything about Silicon Valley but now they have an excuse.

Anyway, here are some jokes about Peter Thiel…

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. Thanks to Palantir’s data mining systems, they were all soon killed by a drone.

How many Peter Thiels does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: One to smash the bulb, the other to promote a fascist at the RNC.

Peter Thiel aint sayin yo momma is fat. He’s saying that giving her the vote destroyed the world for rich white dudes.

Knock knock. Who’s there? The inventor of email. The inventor of email who? Just kidding. It’s Peter Thiel.
You’ve been served.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he worked at Founders Fund and wanted to distance himself from Peter Thiel.