Last Friday, I resigned from my gig as a columnist for TechCrunch. For the bloody details, see here or watch the video below from CNN…

Having literally written the book on startup failure, and having been fired from every job I’ve ever had, resigning was a new experience for me.

Still, every cloud — right? And having spent the past five years figuring out why I was such a business failure, quitting drinking and — you know — generally trying to stop being such a fucking dick, the time seemed right to do something bold, and possibly ridiculous.

This blog tells the story of what happens next.