— well — terrifying…”

“Yeah,” I said.

“I mean, I assume it’s pretty safe,” he continued, “but they make it look really, stupidly dangerous.”

Yeah, about that..

(Absinthe plays at Caesars Palace every night except Monday. Tickets are available here. If you only see one show in you’re entire life, make it that. Cheetah’s is open 24 hours, 7 days a week. Don’t ever go there.)